Mary McCarthy

The Feed Archive

The Enemy Within the Mirror at 10/25/2024 06:28am
Real Men Aren’t Afraid of Powerful Women at 10/04/2024 06:28am
Losing My (Catholic) Religion at 09/13/2024 06:26am
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Rises From the Recently Deceased at 09/06/2024 06:28am
Wasted Votes at 08/23/2024 06:27am
TradWife: Nice Work For Some at 08/16/2024 06:28am
Accidental Knowledge at 07/26/2024 06:28am
Mushroom Zombies Are Gay at 06/14/2024 06:28am
Jackass Disneyworld at 05/31/2024 06:29am
Got Nothing at 04/19/2024 06:28am
Grains of Sand at 02/16/2024 06:28am
When Did You Know? at 01/05/2024 06:29am
New Year’s Resolutions Are for Chumps at 12/29/2023 06:31am
I Just Wanna Wiggle, Mama at 07/15/2022 06:26am
The Cult of Victimhood at 11/11/2020 06:28am
A Note From Karen at 12/31/2019 06:28am
Wet Bar and Dry Floors at 11/21/2019 06:27am
Breaking Up With Your Phone at 08/27/2019 06:29am
Mall Rats at 07/11/2019 06:28am
Generational TV at 05/29/2019 06:28am
I'm 50 Today at 05/21/2019 06:29am
Keeping Score Outside the Dugout at 04/26/2019 06:28am
Choosing Nightmares at 02/07/2019 06:28am
Mothers in Different Universes at 01/28/2019 06:28am
Exhale the Bullshit at 01/14/2019 06:28am
More Than a Piano Man at 12/20/2018 06:27am
17 Resolutions for 2017 at 12/27/2016 09:11am
You Can’t Hurt Me at 06/23/2016 06:50am
My Vagina Was Bored at the Male Stripper Movie at 07/21/2015 07:20am
Falling Bridges at 05/28/2015 06:41am
21 Lessons in Motherhood at 04/23/2015 06:17am
The Endless Quest for Decent TV at 04/16/2015 07:07am
The Demise of Little League at 04/09/2015 06:22am
Hail the Mockumentary at 03/25/2015 06:35am
You Can't Ground Your Kid For Being Gay at 03/19/2015 07:11am
The Elusive Nature of Writing Inspiration at 03/12/2015 07:33am
The Earth Takes Its Stuff Back at 02/25/2015 06:12am
The Literary Douchebag at 02/19/2015 06:58am
Too Stiff in One Way and Not the Other at 02/13/2015 07:53am
Keep Your Unimmunized Kids Out of My Kid’s Public School at 02/04/2015 07:23am
Flying People at 01/28/2015 06:21am
Breaking Up With The Little Black Dress at 01/14/2015 05:33am
King of Prussia Is Upside Down at 01/08/2015 06:00am
Facebook Screws Up at 12/31/2014 06:40am
Eat the Pie at 12/17/2014 07:07am
The Saddest Christmas Song at 12/10/2014 07:04am
Revisiting Bedford Falls at 12/04/2014 07:11am
Finding Gratitude at 11/26/2014 07:08am
Grief Is Exhausting at 11/19/2014 06:10am
Stealing Away at 10/31/2014 06:52am
Reading While Pooping at 10/21/2014 08:32am
Buying Twitter Followers is Idiotic at 10/16/2014 06:58am
Why I Don’t Work in Customer Service at 10/09/2014 07:04am
Novel Writing: The Halfway Mark at 10/01/2014 07:01am
Die, Beauty Pageants at 09/25/2014 07:53am
Save the Cormorants at 09/18/2014 09:30am
Sports Parent Failure at 09/04/2014 07:04am
Yes, Feminism Is Sexy at 08/26/2014 06:24am
Island Problems at 07/23/2014 06:43am
Emoji Problems at 07/09/2014 06:30am
The Scarlet Letter Society: Chapter One at 07/08/2014 07:43am
I’m Voting for This Guy at 06/17/2014 11:49am
Vive Candy at 06/05/2014 07:13am
Eight Notes On Maleficent at 06/02/2014 06:49am
Is There Anything Wrong With Parental Bribery? at 05/29/2014 06:43am
Breaking Up With My Horoscope at 05/21/2014 07:22am
No, Bitch, I'm Not Pregnant at 05/14/2014 06:44am
Jeans Are the Root of All Fashion Evil at 04/30/2014 06:14am
Letting Go of "Let It Go" at 04/08/2014 03:24pm
A Lethal Scandal Drinking Game at 04/02/2014 07:37am
Obama and Comedy Between Two Ferns at 03/13/2014 08:19am
Jumping the Fence at 02/25/2014 06:39am
The Latest Reason to Hate Facebook at 02/18/2014 06:32am
Be Your Own Valentine at 02/14/2014 06:27am
I Love Tom Hanks and He Got Robbed at 02/05/2014 07:10am
Dear Asshole Neighbor at 01/31/2014 07:11am
From High School Musical to Keeping Her Baby at 01/29/2014 06:11am
You, Sir, Are No Writer at 01/17/2014 07:32am
The Jennifer Lawrence Burden at 01/08/2014 07:04am
A Review of Amy Adams’ Tits at 12/31/2013 07:18am
Don’t Let Your Daughters Grow Up to Be Fox News Anchors at 12/16/2013 10:21am
Dear Santa Baby at 12/13/2013 07:15am
Yes, Goddammit, There is a Santa Claus at 12/06/2013 07:21am
Is Cursive Handwriting Dead? at 12/03/2013 07:44am
Black Friday Blackens My Mood at 11/29/2013 06:58am
How to Survive a Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving at 11/26/2013 07:07am
15 Seconds to Decide If Your Life is Worthwhile at 11/20/2013 07:48am
You Might Be a 90s Mom at 11/19/2013 07:11am
The Biggest Character on Tilghman Island at 11/13/2013 07:30am
What Kind of Crazy Are You? at 11/12/2013 05:50am
Birding Is Not a Whimsical Hobby at 11/06/2013 08:40am
A Single Meal at 11/05/2013 07:37am
Monsters in the News at 10/30/2013 11:50am
Trick or Treating Etiquette Tips at 10/29/2013 08:14am
Conspiracy Theories About Fainting Pregnant Women at 10/22/2013 10:55am
Funniest Tweets About Facebook Shutdown at 10/21/2013 10:35am
The Endangered Watermen at 10/21/2013 07:59am
Five News Stories That Will Make You Believe in Zombies at 10/16/2013 07:28am
Every Single Episode of Wife Swap at 10/15/2013 07:29am
Kids Are Dying From Cyberbullying at 10/10/2013 07:10am
Baltimore Museums Aren't Boring at 10/08/2013 08:04am
The Humor in a Government Shutdown at 10/02/2013 07:46am
Sangria Conversations: What’s a Gunt? at 10/01/2013 08:37am
It’s Time to Blame the NRA at 09/30/2013 07:29am
12 Ridiculous BuzzFeed Headlines at 09/26/2013 08:30am
Top Eight Things Wacky Conservative Blogs Have in Common at 09/24/2013 08:00am
We All Hate Our Boobs at 09/19/2013 07:06am
Stop Pissing Off Coffee Drinkers, Starbucks at 09/18/2013 07:08am
Fox News Must Fire Todd Starnes at 09/16/2013 09:13am
The 10 Sleaziest Tweets So Far This Month from The Fake McCain at 09/11/2013 03:08pm
Lessons in Motherhood From a Spider at 09/11/2013 08:28am
You Fail at Twitter at 09/10/2013 06:28am
Here’s What Self-Involved Feminists Should Worry About at 09/09/2013 02:33pm
Why Are You Calling Out Fat Lesbians? at 09/06/2013 11:26am
Let the Boys Wear Pink at 09/04/2013 07:20am
Mommyjuana at 09/03/2013 08:59am
If You Linkbait Troll, You Are a Bad Person at 08/30/2013 11:34am
The Story of the Red Plate at 07/11/2013 07:40am
Camp Read-a-Book at 06/21/2013 08:09am
Lois Lane Lover Smackdown at 06/18/2013 07:06am
I Want To Kill a Placenta Tree at 06/05/2013 11:42am
On Notre Dame Fandom at 01/07/2013 05:44am
Bring It, Mexico at 06/25/2010 06:53am
Jesus Christ: The Cartoon at 05/27/2010 10:59am

Splice Original Archive

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Harris at 11/08/2024 06:24am
RBG’s Watching at 11/01/2024 06:24am
Cue the Nickelback at 10/18/2024 06:24am
Trolls Aren’t Worth the Energy at 10/11/2024 06:24am
My Hearing Loss at 09/27/2024 06:28am
It Never Rains at 09/20/2024 06:24am
Let’s Talk About Malignant Narcissism at 08/30/2024 06:26am
Teach Your Children Hell at 08/09/2024 06:24am
Vagice Cream at 08/02/2024 06:24am
Season Finale of the United States at 07/19/2024 06:27am
Real Life Grey Gardens at 07/12/2024 06:24am
Choosing Battles at 07/05/2024 06:27am
Live Laugh Late Life Lesbians at 06/28/2024 06:24am
Homophobia is Gay at 06/21/2024 06:24am
Baseball is Gay at 06/07/2024 06:27am
Abandonment is a Gift at 05/24/2024 06:24am
Navigating Splitting in Borderline Personality Disorder at 05/17/2024 06:24am
Tips on Navigating “Your BPD Person” at 05/10/2024 06:24am
Glass Armor at 05/03/2024 06:27am
Time’s Quicksand at 04/26/2024 06:27am
The Terrorist Candlemaker at 04/12/2024 06:27am
Racism and the Key Bridge Collapse at 04/05/2024 06:27am
It’s Not Our Crucifixion at 03/29/2024 06:29am
It’s Not Flattery at 03/22/2024 06:24am
Don’t Give Condescending Advice to New Moms at 03/15/2024 06:27am
Rewatching Ammonite: Still Hot! at 03/08/2024 06:24am
My Allegedly Amish Boyfriend at 03/01/2024 06:24am
Father Time is Undefeated at 02/23/2024 06:24am
Obsessing over Dollhouse Miniatures at 02/02/2024 06:27am
Sounds Like Something a Virgo Would Say at 01/26/2024 06:24am
Cry Eagle Cry at 01/19/2024 06:27am
Chicken Little at 01/12/2024 06:26am
A Seasick Crocodile Christmas at 12/22/2023 06:24am
Life as a Philadelphia Sports Fan at 12/15/2023 06:24am
The Cult of Documentaries at 12/08/2023 06:24am
Smudging the Decks at 12/01/2023 06:24am
Gratitude is a Choice at 11/24/2023 06:24am
I Saw Mommy Crushing Santa Claus at 11/17/2023 06:28am
Dear Ex-Friend at 11/10/2023 06:24am
Sea Glass as a Diminishing Resource at 11/03/2023 06:24am
Funeral of a Dear Friend at 10/27/2023 06:27am
Pain in the Aster at 10/20/2023 06:24am
Anti-Paxxers at 10/16/2023 06:24am
In the Event of My Untimely Death at 10/06/2023 06:27am
The Pivot at 09/29/2023 06:27am
Two Down, One to Go at 09/22/2023 05:57am
She Cried More More More at 09/15/2023 05:57am
He’s 18 at 09/08/2023 05:57am
Could You Survive on Alone? at 09/01/2023 05:54am
Leatherface at 08/25/2023 05:57am
The Economy of Childhood at 08/18/2023 05:55am
Ghostly Winks at 08/11/2023 05:55am
To the Man Walking the Dog at 08/04/2023 05:57am
When Barbie Attacks the Kendom at 07/28/2023 05:57am
Free 841 at 07/21/2023 05:57am
A Needle in the Haystack of Social Media at 07/14/2023 05:55am
Toxic Productivity at 07/07/2023 05:57am
Shades of Pride at 06/30/2023 05:55am
Clouds in My Coffee at 06/23/2023 05:55am
Pride in the Outfield and Beyond at 06/16/2023 05:55am
The Mother Wound at 06/09/2023 05:55am
One Dot at a Time at 06/02/2023 05:55am
MerMania at 05/26/2023 05:57am
Sentimental Hogwash at 05/19/2023 05:55am
Today My Daughter is a Doctor at 05/12/2023 05:57am
Marcel the Shell is Why All Moms Should Have Pot Gummies at 05/05/2023 05:55am
Trilogy of Terror at 04/28/2023 05:57am
Beer, Face Cream and Transphobia at 04/21/2023 05:57am
Mommy Guilt is Optional at 04/14/2023 05:57am
Dorothy Had the Shoes All Along at 04/07/2023 05:57am
Rediscovering Freestyle Music at 03/31/2023 05:57am
Ass Wednesdays at 03/24/2023 05:55am
Pillow Talk at 03/17/2023 05:57am
Self-Checkout Social Media at 03/10/2023 05:57am
Comedy and Tragedy at 03/03/2023 05:57am
The Leader of the Band at 02/17/2023 05:55am
Grease the Poles at 02/10/2023 05:57am
Quirky Netflix Documentaries To Watch at 02/03/2023 05:57am
Welcome to My Fake National Park at 01/27/2023 05:55am
He Makes The Sweaters at 01/20/2023 05:55am
When Tide Pods Eat Themselves at 01/13/2023 05:55am
How Inappropriate is the Mummers Parade? at 01/06/2023 05:57am
The Rings I Didn’t Ask For at 12/30/2022 05:57am
Chick Fillet at 12/23/2022 05:55am
Ten Christmas Bops at 12/16/2022 05:57am
This Can’t Be Real at 12/09/2022 05:55am
The Worst $20 I Ever Earned at 12/02/2022 05:55am
Checkmate at 11/25/2022 05:57am
Energy Vampires Suck at 11/18/2022 05:55am
Jehovah Doesn’t Hate The Gays, Becky at 11/11/2022 05:57am
Haterade Mail at 11/04/2022 05:55am
My Sister and the Elephant at 10/28/2022 05:55am
The Karaoke Whisperer at 10/21/2022 05:57am
Move Out at 10/14/2022 05:55am
Dahmer is Full of Bangers at 10/07/2022 05:55am
On Toxic Positivity at 09/30/2022 05:55am
Happy Birthday to My Hero at 09/23/2022 05:57am
Learning to Say Goodbye at 09/16/2022 05:55am
Alexa, Be My Bestie at 09/09/2022 05:55am
I’m Not a Terrorist at 09/02/2022 05:55am
Scattered Legos at 08/26/2022 05:57am
Ten of TikTok’s Funniest Creators at 08/22/2022 05:55am
Subtle Whoring at 08/12/2022 05:55am
I Did Meet Yogi Berra at 08/05/2022 05:55am
ASMR and Social Media at 07/29/2022 05:55am
Hi, I’m Nobody at 07/22/2022 05:57am
Getting Sick of Fake Sea Glass at 07/08/2022 05:55am
Living with Borderline Personality Disorder at 07/01/2022 05:55am
Who Bans Pride Flags During Pride Month? at 06/21/2022 05:57am
Cue the Diana Ross at 05/21/2022 05:57am
This Isn’t a Shop at 04/19/2022 05:57am
Daddy’s Money at 03/02/2022 05:57am
News Cycle Anxiety at 10/23/2020 05:59am
You’re Not Alone at 09/08/2020 05:57am
Moment of Accidental Normalcy at 05/29/2020 05:57am
Parenting Quaranteenagers at 04/30/2020 05:57am
Coronavirus Purgatory at 04/20/2020 05:59am
Tiny Moments of Unraveling at 12/12/2019 05:57am
You are Fucking Magnificent at 11/12/2019 05:57am
Don’t Call a Bitch the B-Word at 10/29/2019 05:55am
Capturing The Chesapeake at 10/23/2019 05:55am
Creating Community Art at 10/17/2019 05:57am
Sorry I Fucked Up Your Childhood at 10/03/2019 05:57am
How to Suck Less at Surfing at 09/25/2019 05:57am
Fuck Shopping Center Pedicures at 07/25/2019 05:57am
Does Fake Sea Glass Matter? at 07/02/2019 05:57am
Sharing Your Hunting Beach at 06/05/2019 05:57am
The Unbelievable Wreck at 02/19/2019 05:57am
No One Puts Buzz in a Box at 02/11/2019 05:55am
Christmas Minimalism at 12/14/2018 05:57am
Your Lost Shoe at 11/01/2018 05:58am
Trash and Treasure at 10/22/2018 05:56am
A Dam Mess at 08/08/2018 05:58am
Twenty Things About Me at 04/10/2017 05:55am
New Marble Book Focuses on Peltier Brand at 04/03/2017 05:57am
When a Non-Dog Person Loses a Dog at 03/27/2017 05:55am
Did Someone Say Mermaid Ball? at 03/20/2017 07:00am
Beach Meditation at 03/13/2017 02:06am
We Don’t All Agree Here at 03/06/2017 05:55am
What’s in Your Lunch Box? at 02/27/2017 05:57am
Popcorn to Sno-Cap Ratio at 02/20/2017 05:55am
Costa Rica in Spirit Animals at 02/13/2017 05:59am
Last Pediatrician Visit at 02/06/2017 06:00am
I Can't Stay Silent Any Longer at 01/30/2017 05:55am
There’s No Rescue From Stupid at 01/23/2017 05:57am
Batman and the Queen at 01/16/2017 05:55am
Is Seeded Glass Sea Glass? at 01/09/2017 05:59am
Four Simple Life Rules at 01/02/2017 05:56am
A Simple Christmas Family Tradition at 12/19/2016 05:58am
Can You Forgive the Unforgiveable? at 12/12/2016 05:58am
What’s on Netflix? at 11/28/2016 05:58am
Subdivision Supervillain at 11/21/2016 05:57am
Dead Horse Bay: Trash or Treasure? at 11/14/2016 12:41pm
Battling Depression at 11/07/2016 05:55am
I Talk to My Dead Sister at 10/31/2016 07:19am
Chime Down, Canada at 10/24/2016 06:57am
Your Chakras Are Fucked at 10/17/2016 06:56am
The Last Pumpkin Patch Trip at 10/10/2016 06:57am
Sea Glass Addiction at 10/03/2016 06:57am
The Witch in the Maryland Woods at 09/26/2016 06:58am
Sea Glass Treasures: Tough to Judge at 09/19/2016 06:52am
College Marching Band Mom for Dummies at 09/12/2016 06:59am
Beachcombing Family at 09/05/2016 06:58am
Stop Buying Fake Sea Glass at 08/29/2016 06:58am
Never All Out of Love at 08/22/2016 06:57am
London in Fragments: A Mudlark’s Treasure at 08/15/2016 06:57am
No Cupholders on Sailboats at 08/08/2016 06:56am
Shitty Mom Syndrome at 08/01/2016 06:57am
What Sea Glass Can Teach Us at 07/25/2016 06:58am
Pokemon Stop and Go Traffic at 07/18/2016 06:53am
The Importance of Girlfriends at 07/11/2016 06:53am
Fireworks Are Mostly Overrated at 07/04/2016 07:30am
Disney’s Gone Soft at 06/27/2016 06:53am
Not Leaving Las Vegas at 06/20/2016 06:48am
Learning to Give Zero Fucks in Life at 06/13/2016 09:11am
A Simpler Childhood at 06/06/2016 06:44am
The Days Are Long, the Years Are Short at 05/31/2016 06:30am
Marching Band Is a Sport at 05/23/2016 06:42am
Sea Glass Breaking Bad at 05/16/2016 06:32am
Little League in the Majors at 05/09/2016 06:31am
Don’t Let a Stranger Wax Your Ladygarden at 04/25/2016 05:01am
Chilly Hillary or the Warmer Bern? at 04/18/2016 06:39am
Run Over By a Kayak at 04/11/2016 05:42am
Shark Tooth Fossil Hunting at 04/04/2016 06:47am
So You Need a Wedding Playlist? at 03/28/2016 06:04am
Beware Fake Sea Glass at 03/21/2016 06:50am
How to Write When You’re Not Writing at 03/14/2016 06:43am
When I’m 50 at 03/07/2016 06:41am
Extreme Sea Glass Hunting at Davenport Beach, California at 02/29/2016 07:24am
Good Porn Is Hard to Find at 02/15/2016 07:07am
The Warning Shot at 02/08/2016 06:49am
Baseball Season in the Snow at 02/01/2016 06:50am
The Magic of Mudlarking at 01/25/2016 07:03am
The Power of Room at 01/18/2016 06:37am
364 Days of Delightful Nothingness at 01/11/2016 07:05am
Throw Out Your Crap, Americans at 01/04/2016 06:48am
That Fruit Thing at 12/21/2015 06:34am
No One Owns the Coastline at 12/14/2015 06:11am
Pretending to Believe in Santa at 12/07/2015 07:02am
When Maryland Screws Maryland at 11/23/2015 07:32am
The Fetishization of Gaga at 11/09/2015 07:06am
An Interview With Maryland’s Frank DeFilippo at 11/02/2015 07:09am
Are YOU a Bestselling Author? at 10/26/2015 07:00am
Frightland Family Fun at 10/19/2015 06:56am
Think Like a Marble at 10/12/2015 07:11am
Revved Up Like a Douche at 10/05/2015 06:54am
Frog Slaughter at 09/28/2015 07:12am
Beachcomber’s Nightmare at 09/21/2015 06:59am
The Joy of Creating a Villain at 09/14/2015 07:13am
The Little Piece of Sea Glass That Couldn’t at 09/04/2015 06:19am
You Are Judged By Your School Supplies at 08/31/2015 07:20am
His Maserati Does 185 at 08/24/2015 07:11am
Circular Objects at 08/17/2015 06:20am
Five Cool Things About Getting Older at 08/10/2015 07:06am
Great Blue Herons Don’t Do Selfies at 08/03/2015 07:07am
Judging Other Women Makes Us Judge You at 07/27/2015 07:20am
Watch Me Do the Humpty Hump at 07/20/2015 07:04am
After the Fall at 07/13/2015 05:17am
Happy Birthday to My Best Friend at 07/06/2015 07:03am
The Lure of Sea Glass at 06/29/2015 06:24am
The Real Mary McCarthy at 06/22/2015 09:10am
How to Survive Amusement Park Chaperoning at 06/15/2015 07:10am
Goodbye to All the Stuff at 06/08/2015 06:36am
B4 and After at 06/01/2015 06:35am
Diagnosis: Aging at 05/25/2015 05:51am
World Series of Mom-Birding at 05/18/2015 07:17am
Scenes from a Baltimore Book Festival at 05/04/2015 06:55am
Vegan for a Day at 04/27/2015 06:44am
You Can’t Read Mommy’s Book at 04/20/2015 07:05am
Dream Job: International Beachcomber at 04/13/2015 06:15am
Abortion is None of Your Business at 04/06/2015 06:20am
When Presidential Candidates Ignore Science at 04/01/2015 07:04am
Oops, I’m Fat Again at 03/30/2015 07:18am
Bottomless Pain at 03/23/2015 06:58am
Kayaking With Consequences at 03/16/2015 06:17am
Battered Off the Diamond at 03/09/2015 06:59am
A Wasted Friday On The Internet at 03/02/2015 06:30am
My Worst Nightmare at 02/23/2015 06:27am
What Teaching Can Teach You at 02/17/2015 06:43am
The Joy of Doing Nothing at 02/09/2015 06:23am
The Myth of Fort Bragg’s Sea Glass Beach at 02/02/2015 06:42am
Embracing The Facebook Cleanse at 01/29/2015 07:11am
Stop Tattle Texting at 01/26/2015 07:00am
The Time I Failed at Meeting Warren Buffett at 01/19/2015 06:48am
The Catholic Disciplinarian at 01/12/2015 06:00am
Two Kinds of Hunters at 01/05/2015 06:42am
I'm Sherlocked at 12/29/2014 06:06am
The Girl in The Window at 12/25/2014 07:17am
Someone Forgot to Move the Elf at 12/22/2014 05:30am
Don’t Tell Me To Hang In There at 12/15/2014 07:03am
45 Observations Of Sesame Street at 12/08/2014 06:47am
He Never Wants to Retire at 12/01/2014 07:11am
Jesus Is Not an Asshole at 11/24/2014 06:24am
Sea Glass Seeding Versus Tumbling at 11/17/2014 06:46am
My Sister Did Not "Pass Away" at 11/10/2014 06:36am
Brief Observations of Hillary Clinton at 11/03/2014 06:36am
The First Pitch at 10/27/2014 07:06am
I Don't Understand Nice People at 10/20/2014 06:56am
Penises at The Movies at 10/13/2014 07:09am
Bloody Mary at 10/06/2014 06:40am
Mom at a Concert at 09/29/2014 07:43am
As Parents, We Are The Giving Tree at 09/22/2014 07:08am
The Shame of Losing a House at 09/15/2014 06:59am
Pick Me Out a Winner, Bobby at 09/08/2014 07:07am
The Circle is Real at 09/01/2014 07:03am
Back to School Tears of Joy at 08/25/2014 06:50am
Chill Out, Ice People at 08/20/2014 07:04am
My Cryaking Journey at 08/18/2014 06:53am
Parents Are Mortal at 08/11/2014 06:48am
The Airplane Test at 08/04/2014 06:39am
Breaking Up With Family Members at 07/28/2014 07:03am
GM Should Recall My Car at 07/21/2014 07:05am
The Chesapeake Bay is Doomed at 07/14/2014 07:05am
Vacation Is Overrated at 07/11/2014 07:07am
Beards and Wind Chimes Need to Go at 07/07/2014 07:08am
Why You Shouldn’t Have Sex With a Jacuzzi at 06/30/2014 07:39am
No Joy in Mudville at 06/23/2014 06:44am
I Dream of Tiny Houses at 06/16/2014 06:42am
Lady of the Flies at 06/09/2014 06:49am
Dear Class of 2014 at 06/02/2014 06:49am
My Very Short Time as a Stripper at 05/27/2014 06:49am
A Defense of the Exquisite Word "Thundercunt" at 05/19/2014 06:45am
Is There Such a Thing as Objectifying Men? at 05/12/2014 06:00am
Just Let Me Turn 50 at 05/05/2014 06:45am
Eleven Fictional Characters I Wanted To Be at 04/28/2014 06:43am
Twentieth Anniversary of Motherhood at 04/21/2014 07:03am
Dealing With Writer’s Terror at 04/14/2014 07:00am
Microbeads Are Freaking Me Out at 04/11/2014 07:02am
If You've Ever Been a Waitress at 04/07/2014 07:00am
The Douchebag Coach Vs. the Douchebag Parent at 04/04/2014 07:02am
Friendship Default at 03/31/2014 06:33am
Ten Things You Can Learn From 24 Hours in New York at 03/27/2014 07:22am
Nightmare Onstage at 03/24/2014 07:07am
The Death of the Greasy Spoon at 03/20/2014 06:13am
Losing Faith at 03/17/2014 07:26am
Not Jaded by the Homeless at 03/13/2014 06:48am
OMG a Totes Nightmare at 03/10/2014 07:05am
11 Ways to Be a Better Blogger at 03/06/2014 06:46am
Town Mouse to Country Mouse at 03/03/2014 06:57am
Selling My First Novel at 02/28/2014 07:01am
Trusting the Spanx Pee Hole at 02/24/2014 07:00am
Psycho Minus the Violins at 02/21/2014 07:09am
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