· Meaningless epigrams
· “So like I was saying”
· “This is not a bumper sticker”
· “There is absolutely nothing special about this automobile or those who travel in it”
· “Rectangular, colorful expression of unflagging enthusiasm for a band, sports team, or other cultural institution of note”
· “Miniaturized Flag”
· “This I Believe”
· “What you’re feeling at this exact moment is wholesale indifference”
· “I Fancy Myself Rather Clever, or Randy, or Politically Volatile, Or Maybe All Three At Once”
· “I’d Rather Be Driving”
· “Possibly”
· “I do not wish to share my various prejudices and proclivities with you, and in denying you that pleasure, that leverage, I exercise a fleeting, unconscious control over you and how you perceive the immediate automotive milieu”
· A white oval with a line running around the edge, but without any words, numbers, or symbols within, so that it’s almost as though you’re peering absently into the pupil-less eyelet of a superhero’s cowl – only on the back of a hatchback, which is hella weird
· “This Is The End”
· “I reject any and all aspirations you cast”
· “This
is not a bumper sticker”