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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident?utm_source=videoembed&quot;&gt;Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</body>
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  <created-at type="datetime">2009-11-03T15:52:46-05:00</created-at>
  <deck>&lt;p&gt;The Onion goes and does something like this: &quot;Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Video after the jump.&lt;/p&gt;</deck>
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  <title>Just when I think it couldn't get any better</title>
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