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Bill Maher is a Dick

His teen-baiting is offensive, prejudiced bullshit.

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This month, Caiden Cowger, a 14-year-old local right-wing radio talk show host, obtained notoriety by launching into a homophobic rant in which he blamed President Obama for turning his classmates gay and assured his classmates that they were going to hell.

It was, in short, a revolting performance, and worth mocking for any number of reasons. You could, for example, make fun of his utter logical incapacity (he says that being gay is a "belief"). You could point out his monumental callousness (he suggests that gay kids aren't really bullied at the same time that he's engaging in an orgy of hate speech directed at them). Or you could sneer at his utterly predictable self-pity (he argues that he is persecuted because some people consider him a bigoted asshole just because he is, in fact, a bigoted asshole.)

Bill Maher, however, takes a different tack.  Rather than objecting to what Caiden says, he makes fun of him… for being 14.  

"I mean, I'm not trying to slam these kids, because, look, being an asshole is totally understandable when you're 14. You're too young for sex and too old to carry your blankie around everywhere.  It's a very stressful time. But, my point is to Republican adults. And it is this. When 14-year-old boys sound exactly like you do, and can produce radio shows and books and speeches that sound exactly like yours, maybe you should rethink the shit that's coming out of your mouth. (wild audience cheering and applause)

Remember the Republican debates we had this year? They applauded for the idea of letting a sick man without insurance die. Herman Cain got cheers for saying he'd electrify the border fence. They booed a gay man serving his country in the military. No wonder 14-year-old boys can do your act. You act exactly like 14-year-old boys.  There's no ideology here.  It's just about being a dick. "

You'll notice that the left doesn't have any teen prodigies.  You're not going to find a 14-year-old who can do Rachel's show. But to do Hannity, or Rush? It's a very simple procedure. Step 1: Be a giant dick. Step 2: There is no step 2! (highlighting by daily kos.)

So, apparently, if a 14-year-old is able to espouse your viewpoint, then you must be stupid and cruel, because 14-year-olds are stupid and cruel, as well as sexually frustrated and infantile. Luckily for Maher, there are no 14-year-olds who articulate pro-gay positions. Oh, wait.  

This is a boy named Jamey. He was 14 when he recorded that video for the "It Gets Better" project. Subsequently, he killed himself because of bullying by his classmates. Jamey's video brings up a couple of points. First, there are lots of 14-year-olds out there who are pro-gay-rights. In fact, if polls are any indication, young people are much more likely than older people to support gay rights. If you support gay rights, then you should probably be touting the views of young people, not belittling them. In fact, the fastest way to legalize gay marriage across the country would be to extend voting rights to Caiden Cowger and everyone his age. If 14-year-olds and up were voting, our political landscape would be a lot more in sync with Maher's liberal views. If, on the other hand, the political views of young people should be discarded, then it's liberals who will be hurt, not conservatives. A gerontocracy doesn't help Maher, and it certainly doesn't help gay people. 

Maher's teen-baiting is, then, bad tactics. But more than that, it's offensive, prejudiced bullshit. Teens are among the last groups in this country that everyone— conservative, liberal, moderate, libertarian, or whatever—feel they can insult with impunity. They are treated as a dangerous, unstable population that must be systematically controlled through increasingly authoritarian institutions. They are sexualized and simultaneously condescended to in order to satisfy the self-righteous hypocritical prurience of their elders. And, as Maher shows, they are presumed to be by definition stupid, unstable and incompetent.

Maher claims that a young person couldn't do what Rachel Maddow does, or, by implication, what Bill Maher is doing. And it's certainly true that 14-year-olds generally aren't in a position to obtain high-powered media positions for a whole host of reasons, including (but not limited to) the fact that they don't have the right connections. But there's plenty of evidence that some young people can excel at a wide range of professions when given the chance. I very much doubt that Maher has ever created, or will ever create, anything as intellectually or emotionally sophisticated, as Ariel Schrag's graphic novel Potential, written when she was a senior in high school. For that matter, Jamey's heartfelt video is a much more powerful statement for gay rights than Maher's sneering, self-congratulatory pap.

The fact is, many adults are shockingly stupid, cruel, and vicious—as Maher proves just about every time he opens his mouth. Caiden Cowger is determined to show that kids are no better, but it's far from clear to me that they're worse. In any case, making fun of someone because they are disempowered and marginalized is contemptible, whether you're Cowger preaching hatred of gays to a conservative religious audience or Maher going for easy laughs by insulting 14-year-olds in front of a group of liberal adults. Luckily, Cowger will probably quickly vanish into the Internet ether from which he came. Maher, on the other hand, seems determined to keep on keeping on, determined to show the world that liberals can be narrow-minded, bullying shitheads too.

—Read Noah Berlatsky at hoodedutilitarian.com

 

 

 

 

 

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    Jun 26, 2012, 08:31AM
    Stupid. Maher is right. I don't know where you get the idea he's verbally abusing the age of 14, he's calling out people like Hannity, Rush, Arpaio, Frieze, all these idiot man children who engage in hate speech and vomitorious ignorance daily, and all Maher was pointing out is that this 14 year old idiot sounds a helluva lot like his 60 year old bigoted GOP brethren. What this kid did isn't a show - it's not an opinion you can back up with any sort of legitimacy or credit. Do I think we should abuse bigots of the notion that they have any brains or humanity in them? Yes. Maher is on point.
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    Jun 26, 2012, 09:06AM
    So, the GOP has a monopoly on bigotry? Typical myopic thinking.
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    Jun 26, 2012, 09:10AM
    Noah, ".. offensive, prejudiced bullshit"? Really? The guy is a comedian! You may not find his humor amusing but c'mon. Another great example of political correctness run amok brought to you by Noah
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    Jun 27, 2012, 05:30AM
    Kodak, you don't appear to have read what Maher said or what I said. Texan, now I'm being politically correct for sneering at liberals? Whatever. If the kid was black, and Maher had said that the fact that black people are conservatives invalidated conservatism, we'd all agree it was bigoted, right? Why is it any different when he says it about a 14 year old? He's specifically saying that 14-year olds are stupid and that anything they say isn't worth listening to. That's bullshit. The fact that most people think it's okay to condescend to and insult teens makes it worse, not better. Oh, and in that same rant Maher makes fun of Limbaugh's weight and his drug addiction. And that's bigoted, noxious nonsense too. Limbaugh's an ass because of what he says, not because of his weight or his health problems.
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    Jun 27, 2012, 06:10AM
    Noah, really don't understand your issue here. Bill did not say "all 14 y.o. boys" or "every 14 ..." and even explains the real life difficulties of homonal change etc. When talking about Repubs, he is comparing their behaviour and positions, and nothing else to that of a 14 year old. By your logic, you are guilty of the same crime. 1. Political correctness is neither liberal or conservative you bigot. 2. What Bill says is no different from your comment on Mary's article where you state that children are a burden 3. The show was formally known as politically incorrect. Get a sense of humor or don't watch. Neither BM nor political incorrectness by a comedian are worthy topics for an article for someone with your writing talent.
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    Jun 27, 2012, 08:07AM
    "So, the GOP has a monopoly on bigotry? Typical myopic thinking." They do it best.
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    Jun 27, 2012, 07:39PM
    I never watch Bill Maher. I just come across his comments on occasion, and he always sounds like an ignorant asshole. He was saying that if a 14 year old says the same thing you do, then what you say must be stupid. i.e., 14 year olds are stupid because they're 14. That's nonsense, it's stupid, and it's bullying, and he should be mocked for it. I write about a lot of more or less pointless things, but pointing out that our society hates its children is something I think is pretty worthwhile, as these things go.
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    Jul 02, 2012, 10:49AM
    A much more moderate and less divisive version of Maher's critique is offered here: "You’re really defeating yourself if you think you have all of your ideas in your head when you were 12 or 13. It’s impossible. You haven’t done enough." // Those are the words of Jonathan Krohn, the young fellow who spoke at CPAC when he was 13. Now he's 17 and leaning toward Obama instead of the right.
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