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  <body>&lt;p class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;Today as I sat in chapel, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him that I was cold. A minute and a half later, I feel a tap on my shoulder. The girl behind me said, confused, &quot;I was asked to pass this to the front row.&quot; It was my boyfriend's hoodie. I think I made a good choice. MLIA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</body>
  <byline>MLIA</byline>
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  <deck>&lt;p&gt;My Life is Average.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A new parodic low.&lt;/p&gt;</deck>
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